Leprechaun Dick Is Bigger Than You

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Leprechaun dick is bigger than you. Yes, little fuck boy, you are so fucking small. Why wouldn’t I want to torture and torment you? I wouldn’t even call that a penis. It’s just absolutely pathetic. Maybe you should just hump the air. It’s not like you can ever fuck pussy.

You feel confused but exhilarated at the same time. Your cock is leaking precum and twitching uncontrollably. You are literally thrusting your hips and trying to hump the air.

Leprechaun Dick Is Bigger Than Your Tiny Thing

You didn’t think I would know that you were a tiny dick loser, did you? But I found you out. To be so small it’s crazy how horny of a fucker you are. You just want to stick your little dick in anything at this point. Any hole will do. The problem is that no hole wants you. LOL

It must really suck to know that the dude from the Lucky Charms box has a bigger shillelagh than you do. I guess you really do have the worst luck of anyone.

What I have planned is a prolonged torture for you and your cock. The plan is to let you come so close and then be denied every time. Well, you had better get used to it because I plan on doing this for hours. Yes, you will edge over and over until you completely lose your mind but never your load.

This is when the harsh realization sets in for you. You finally understand that the only existence for you is that of a cuckold. There is just no freaking way I would ever let you fuck me. But I will let you watch me fuck a real man.

I’m really doing you a favor. You shouldn’t be living a lie. Stop trying to act like you have big dick energy. Face the truth. It’s common knowledge that you are nothing but a short dick man.

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