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What Are Ya Gonna Do With That?! You Can Be My Phone Sex Cuck!!

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I know you don’t have much to offer.  I see you lookin me up and down and lingerin on my delicious curves.  You know what I don’t see?  A bulge in your britches!

I won’t believe for a second that you ain’t got a hard on, but it must be so damn tiny that it ain’t fit to pitch a proper tent.  Bless your heart!  That’s ok, darlin.  I reckon you might just wanna watch!

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Phone Sex Diaries: Home For The Holidays Family Fun (Full Story)

I just strolled back into town after some wild and crazy holiday festivities, and boy, do I got some tales to tell!  I think some of you might have heard how much I love time with my family.  There is a lot of history there.  I learned everything I know from my Daddy and my older brothers.

I think it’s common for the men and women to split off into their respective groups.  Ladies in the living room chatting, men in the den watching the game.  I was never big on chit-chat.  I’m not real big on football either, but I love snuggling up between my Daddy and brothers on the couch.

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Your Wife Sounds Awful, Come Play With This Sinner!!

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Hey! Welcome!  I got my own little naughty space on the internet all to myself!  And the best part?  I get to share it with all my favorite pervs!  I got a little message from an angry wifey a while ago and it made me giggle.  I wanna share it with all of you, but I really ought to mention, that whatever goes on between me and my fellas stays that way, unless he changes his mind.  I love being the kinky little something on the side, but if wifey finds out it’s because he was weak and told her.  I love secrets 🙂 and I can keep them.  Now.  The juicy stuff!

“there is a whole page devoted to the whore who rides the beasts back into the lake of fire. Only the devil loves a whore. While you maybe a means to an end this married man belongs to me. And before you start into how he contacted you LET ME tell you. You are nothing and will stay there in your nothingess. If you should even attempt to rise in station concerning my lot, you WILL rue the day.”

OMG hahaha!  This little bible thumper has got a pretty warped sense of things, don’t she?  First of all… EVERYBODY loves a whore!  Especially bored to death hubbies!  I know all you fellas want a kinky whore like me!  Sounds like someone’s a little jelly, don’t it?  I wish she would sit down with me and let me show her a thing or 2, then maybe she wouldn’t have to worry about a juicy little tart like me 🙂